West Side.

1. Say “Unh!”
2. Mumble 3 Spanish words
3. List 4 cities

You just made a Pitbull song.

(Source: trevselectric)

• when my mom washes dishes:
• only hands get wet
• when i was dishes:
• went swimming with clothes on in the pacific ocean

• mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
• me: i have no idea

ymcgay:

i dont even know how to blog i just press buttons and cry

• Class is too quiet
• Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.